Faceboo - A Song for Internet Dating

LYRICS:
Talking on our secret page
97 comments about our day
I always like everything you say
I click all the links you display
A picture of a child isn't what drives me wild
An Instagram of you in your room is more my style
I've never bought a comb but I've loved from home
Sometimes we even type on a phone
Faceboo baby, don't leave my timeline
And hold your mouse close - I love what you highlight
Your email made my soul sail
If you left it'd be an internet fail
She is a part of me
No need for e harmony
I type and you know what I mean
We only stop to keyboard clean
We had a blind date at 8 and I paid
We met on a site and ate digital steak
We passed time sipping computer wine
And LOLed at our old AIMs
We've texted in Texas
We've commented on Hobbiton
We've @ replied by satellite
We're meeting in an app tonight
We once sparred by avatar
Made up in cyber bar
Not the one with the fancy lawn
The one by that one dot com
Faceboo baby, don't leave my timeline
And hold your mouse close - I love what you highlight
Your email made my soul sail
If you left it'd be an internet fail